Gebvinnak is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, almighty lizard.

Gebvinnak created the Andromeda Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Gebvinnak, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Gebvinnak, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Gebvinnak's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Gebvinnak's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no dogs in a room before entering it.

2. Learn nine new languages a year.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Put Gebvinnak first in all things.

5. Do not keep eight moths in a large pit.