Canlunnarl is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, impressive owl.

Canlunnarl created the planet Saturn eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Canlunnarl, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Canlunnarl, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Canlunnarl's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Canlunnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat apples.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Erect a giant white sculpture of Canlunnarl in the centre of the settlement.

4. Always help snails.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Canlunnarl.