Safquillbeg is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, merciless hare.

Safquillbeg created the Cigar Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Safquillbeg, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Safquillbeg, it will turn you into a plant.

Safquillbeg's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Safquillbeg's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Safquillbeg eight times a day.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never run in the presence of rats.

4. Never think about nebulae.

5. Always wear turquoise.