Larg is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, awesome camel.

Larg created the planet Earth four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Larg, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Larg, it will ignore you.

Larg's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Larg's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat limes.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Hide if seven sheep approach from the east.