Fligrigjam is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, emotional jaguar.

Fligrigjam created parasitic wasps five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fligrigjam, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fligrigjam, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Fligrigjam's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Fligrigjam's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Fligrigjam.

2. Never think about fluid mechanics near mice while wearing yellow kilts and balancing eight tin spheres on your head.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never chant near hamsters.

5. Do not trade with those who eat bread.