Bissfasget is a god.

It takes the form of a large, cheerful crab.

Bissfasget created energy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bissfasget, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bissfasget, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Bissfasget's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Bissfasget's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not eat bread.

3. Do not keep six porpoises in a large pit.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Never hurt ants.