Vinbogbam is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, temperamental octopus.

Vinbogbam created the Large Magellanic Cloud eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vinbogbam, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Vinbogbam, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Vinbogbam's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Vinbogbam's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not hurt ants.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Vinbogbam.

5. Do not shave your chest.