Bodsis is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, awe-inspiring walrus.

Bodsis created the cosmos three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bodsis, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bodsis, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Bodsis' most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Bodsis' Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick snakes.

2. Never write about comets.

3. Fast once a month.

4. You must pray to Bodsis six times a day.

5. Always wear cyan.