Gunflapfly is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, fast snake.

Gunflapfly created oxygen eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gunflapfly, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Gunflapfly, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Gunflapfly's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Gunflapfly's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear gray jumpers.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Always obey Gunflapfly's priests.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.