Flabsinbiss is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, deceitful jackal.

Flabsinbiss created humankind three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flabsinbiss, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Flabsinbiss, he will turn you into a goat.

Flabsinbiss' most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Flabsinbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Never write about photosynthesis.

2. Always help sick frogs.

3. You must pray to Flabsinbiss seven times a day.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Fast once a month.