Bapbutzagtim is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, boastful fox.

Bapbutzagtim created a top quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bapbutzagtim, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bapbutzagtim, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Bapbutzagtim's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Bapbutzagtim's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about quantum field theory.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bapbutzagtim.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a building before entering it.