Pidcamlim is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, stupid swallow.

Pidcamlim created the Sombrero Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pidcamlim, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Pidcamlim, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Pidcamlim's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Pidcamlim's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate aardvarks.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not chop down trees.