Carbonweg is a god.

He takes the form of a large, staggering goat.

Carbonweg created an electron two billion years ago.

If you believe in Carbonweg, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Carbonweg, he will send you a sign.

Carbonweg's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Carbonweg's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about optics near mice while wearing brown rings and balancing four lead spheres on your arms.

2. Do not take Carbonweg's name in vain.

3. Never wear stockings.

4. Hide from white horses for they are unholy.

5. Never feed lemons to dogs while wearing gray shoes.