Arthogbedbapflapcin is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, emotional frog.

Arthogbedbapflapcin created life four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Arthogbedbapflapcin, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Arthogbedbapflapcin, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Arthogbedbapflapcin's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Arthogbedbapflapcin's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never mention voles.

4. Do not wear violet clothing.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate doves.