Jigzedlat is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, two-faced hare.

Jigzedlat created parasitic wasps two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jigzedlat, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Jigzedlat, he will not care.

Jigzedlat's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Jigzedlat's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit near foxes.

2. Great tits are not to be trusted.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Run away if five goats approach from the south.

5. Do not drink alcohol.