Bedkemvin is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, pitiless mole.

Bedkemvin created the Milkyway four years ago.

If you believe in Bedkemvin, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bedkemvin, he will be very sad.

Bedkemvin's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Bedkemvin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick monkeys.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Bedkemvin.

4. Never think about comets.

5. Whales are unholy and should not be approached.