Hivhitmif Besshotduss is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, awe-inspiring elephant.

Hivhitmif Besshotduss created the planet Mars two billion years ago.

If you believe in Hivhitmif Besshotduss, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Hivhitmif Besshotduss, she will have a low opinion of you.

Hivhitmif Besshotduss' most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Hivhitmif Besshotduss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about apples.

2. Manatees are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not bounce in public.

4. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Hivhitmif Besshotduss in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not drink alcohol.