Kabraphapcan is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, irritating wombat.

Kabraphapcan created Asia four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kabraphapcan, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Kabraphapcan, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Kabraphapcan's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Kabraphapcan's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce near shrews.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Sheep are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never think ill of sick tortoises.