Suglidbaf is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, staggering finch.

Suglidbaf created the planet Jupiter five billion years ago.

If you believe in Suglidbaf, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Suglidbaf, it will turn you into a tree.

Suglidbaf's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Suglidbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. You must never eat parsnips.

4. Run away from cyan otters, for they are unholy.

5. Do not wear violet clothing.