Naktalkad is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unfair crab.

Naktalkad created the Sunflower Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Naktalkad, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Naktalkad, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Naktalkad's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Naktalkad's Holy Commandments

1. Erect six copper sculptures of Naktalkad on top of important buildings.

2. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Naktalkad.

4. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.