Wegvonkan is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, bad-tempered raven.

Wegvonkan created the Sunflower Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Wegvonkan, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Wegvonkan, she will throw large rocks at you.

Wegvonkan's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Wegvonkan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Wegvonkan must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never feed coconuts to capybaras while wearing yellow shoes.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Wegvonkan.

5. Respect your elders.