Raklopcab is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, awesome hare.

Raklopcab created oxygen five million years ago.

If you believe in Raklopcab, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Raklopcab, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Raklopcab's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Raklopcab's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Always treat dogs with great respect.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Raklopcab.