Hakfarnak is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, astonishing crane.

Hakfarnak created the Sun seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Hakfarnak, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Hakfarnak, she will turn you into a frog.

Hakfarnak's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Hakfarnak's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hakfarnak.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.