Gemfidceb is a god.

It takes the form of a small, effective scorpion.

Gemfidceb created the Andromeda Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Gemfidceb, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gemfidceb, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Gemfidceb's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Gemfidceb's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no cats in a room before entering it.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never wear shorts.