Febdinmut is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, ruthless hedgehog.

Febdinmut created the cosmos three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Febdinmut, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Febdinmut, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Febdinmut's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Febdinmut's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Febdinmut.

2. Never hurt mites.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not wear nickel on your body.

5. Febdinmut loves ants, so they must be honoured.