Bidtiffarn is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, omniscient jackal.

Bidtiffarn created Asia seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bidtiffarn, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bidtiffarn, she will be mildly annoyed.

Bidtiffarn's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Bidtiffarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat peanuts.

2. Always obey Bidtiffarn's priests.

3. Never write about enzymes.

4. Do not eat apples.

5. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.