Xinzogsis is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, proud bee.

Xinzogsis created time and space seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xinzogsis, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Xinzogsis, it will turn you into a slug.

Xinzogsis' most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Xinzogsis' Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh near tapirs.

2. Always look after injured mice.

3. Never look at dwarf planets.

4. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Xinzogsis in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never sit in holy places.