Tifcitbud is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, dishonourable mole.

Tifcitbud created the Sunflower Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tifcitbud, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Tifcitbud, it will be very unhappy.

Tifcitbud's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Tifcitbud's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never feed limes to eagles while wearing cyan kilts.

5. Always treat whales with great respect.