Nibcussren Disshotvil is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, witty horse.

Nibcussren Disshotvil created Africa five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nibcussren Disshotvil, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Nibcussren Disshotvil, he will make you grow a tail.

Nibcussren Disshotvil's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Nibcussren Disshotvil's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat melons.

2. Do not take Nibcussren Disshotvil's name in vain.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nibcussren Disshotvil.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Always treat gulls with great respect.