Bossfotced is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, slow donkey.

Bossfotced created tapeworms four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bossfotced, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bossfotced, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Bossfotced's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Bossfotced's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Never talk about fluid mechanics near geese while wearing magenta jumpers.

3. Always help rats in need.

4. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

5. Never think about quantum mechanics.