Cusscissgem is a god.

It takes the form of a large, idiotic turtle.

Cusscissgem created viruses seven million years ago.

If you believe in Cusscissgem, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Cusscissgem, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Cusscissgem's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Cusscissgem's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never write about ultrasonics.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Do not bounce in public.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.