Loopranmob is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, awesome slug.

Loopranmob created the Sol system nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Loopranmob, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Loopranmob, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Loopranmob's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Loopranmob's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your hands magenta.

2. Never go into blue rooms.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

4. Never eat aubergines.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.