Ontsababbastsad is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, charitable fox.

Ontsababbastsad created the Whirlpool Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Ontsababbastsad, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Ontsababbastsad, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Ontsababbastsad's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Ontsababbastsad's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if seven doves approach from the south.

2. Never look at asteroids.

3. Never eat tomatoes.

4. Never talk about galaxies.

5. Never think about dark matter near sheep while wearing blue stockings and balancing three nickel spheres on your arms.