Rilganrig is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, irritating penguin.

Rilganrig created a charm quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rilganrig, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Rilganrig, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Rilganrig's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Rilganrig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about electromagnetism near porpoises while wearing purple kilts and balancing eight platinum spheres on your arms.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate nematodes.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never eat bark.