Flyflowcip is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, slow dryad.

Flyflowcip created snails two million years ago.

If you believe in Flyflowcip, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Flyflowcip, he will destroy your home solar system.

Flyflowcip's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Flyflowcip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never talk about special relativity near hamsters while wearing purple boots.

4. Never write about nebulae.

5. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.