Dublagbest is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, fast cow.

Dublagbest created gold eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dublagbest, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Dublagbest, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Dublagbest's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Dublagbest's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never write about quantum mechanics.

4. Never wear trousers.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dublagbest.