Manwangep is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, happy beaver.

Manwangep created the Sun eight million years ago.

If you believe in Manwangep, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Manwangep, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Manwangep's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Manwangep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never think about quantum field theory near porpoises while wearing gray jumpers and balancing four aluminium spheres on your legs.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. You must never eat tomatoes.

5. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Manwangep in the centre of the settlement.