Zimbedlaghablarnvigkipquat is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, annoying crab.

Zimbedlaghablarnvigkipquat created the world seven million years ago.

If you believe in Zimbedlaghablarnvigkipquat, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Zimbedlaghablarnvigkipquat, she will turn you into a tree.

Zimbedlaghablarnvigkipquat's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Zimbedlaghablarnvigkipquat's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never wear mauve dresses.

3. Never look at comets.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. You must love Zimbedlaghablarnvigkipquat.