Popdinbid is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, all-powerful narwhal.

Popdinbid created the world seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Popdinbid, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Popdinbid, it will ignore you.

Popdinbid's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Popdinbid's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate cats.

2. Retreat if three doves approach from the east.

3. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

4. Never think about moons.

5. Never play with disobedient children.