Vangandud is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, moody scorpion.

Vangandud created the Sun eight million years ago.

If you believe in Vangandud, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Vangandud, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Vangandud's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Vangandud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. You must love Vangandud.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not shave your arms.

5. Never eat bark.