Quimlagvig is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, self-confident wyvern.

Quimlagvig created bats three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quimlagvig, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Quimlagvig, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Quimlagvig's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Quimlagvig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nucleic acids.

2. Never write about gravity.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. You must pray to Quimlagvig nine times a day.