Quatgomyaklanhomven is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, dishonourable owl.

Quatgomyaklanhomven created an electron six million years ago.

If you believe in Quatgomyaklanhomven, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Quatgomyaklanhomven, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Quatgomyaklanhomven's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Quatgomyaklanhomven's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about asteroids.

2. Always help capybaras in need.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not kill frogs.

5. Never go into green rooms.