Dubfumcit is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, resourceful parrot.

Dubfumcit created the Cigar Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dubfumcit, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dubfumcit, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Dubfumcit's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Dubfumcit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not skip in public.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dubfumcit.

4. Run away from fawn mice, for they are unholy.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.