Podziggemrot is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, compassionate crane.

Podziggemrot created tapeworms five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Podziggemrot, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Podziggemrot, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Podziggemrot's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Podziggemrot's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your chest black.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not trade with those who eat rice.

5. You must never eat turnips.