Cussmeggup is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, vain dolphin.

Cussmeggup created tapeworms seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cussmeggup, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Cussmeggup, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Cussmeggup's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Cussmeggup's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Cussmeggup's priests.

2. Never think about ribonucleic acid.

3. Erect nine iron sculptures of Cussmeggup on top of important buildings.

4. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

5. Always look after injured horses.