Dabquag is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, unjust coyote.

Dabquag created energy two million years ago.

If you believe in Dabquag, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dabquag, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Dabquag's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Dabquag's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat nuts.

2. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Always take life seriously.