Pasyartsin is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, amazing naga.

Pasyartsin created the Sun three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pasyartsin, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Pasyartsin, she will try to impress you with trees.

Pasyartsin's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Pasyartsin's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Pasyartsin.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never look at moons.

4. Always make sure there are no moths in a building before entering it.

5. Never eat onions.