Hadnurttiplarp is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, dishonourable whale.

Hadnurttiplarp created parasitic wasps four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hadnurttiplarp, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Hadnurttiplarp, she will be mildly annoyed.

Hadnurttiplarp's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Hadnurttiplarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick horses.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never feed lots of wheat to cats while wearing cyan rings.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Never wear hats.