Figpombog is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, astonishing hedgehog.

Figpombog created the Tadpole Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Figpombog, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Figpombog, she will turn you into a mole.

Figpombog's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Figpombog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not hurt geese.

3. Never think about ultrasonics near sheep while wearing magenta stockings and balancing seven silicon spheres on your feet.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. You must never eat turnips.