Fenflylen is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, almighty clam.

Fenflylen created oxygen six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fenflylen, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Fenflylen, it will throw large rocks at you.

Fenflylen's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Fenflylen's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about black holes.

2. Do not speak about bread.

3. Never run near cats.

4. Fenflylen must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.